Here’s a fun little game diversion from IVillage UK:

Do you tiptoe round your kitchen in vertiginous heels, cooking up retro delights, or are you a fan of the cool, calm and collected cooking style of the professional chef?

Our culinary quiz will tell you if you’re a Nigella, a Gary, a Delia or a Jamie in the kitchen …

What?! No ****** Gordon Ramsay? What the **** kind of donkey **** is this? That’s a lotta ******** not having Gordon the **** there! They should sod off! The ****ers. What a ******** nerve!

{12 Mar 2008}